Q.  How do you scare a man?
A.  Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Q.  How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
A.  At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

Q.  What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A.  The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.

Q.  What food describes most men?
A.  Jerky.

Q.  Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this
very moment for their call.  Who are these women?
A.  Women working at 900 numbers.

Q.  How is a man like a used car?
A.  Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.

Q.  Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is
handsome,a good lover, and a stimulating partner?
A.  In the pages of a romance novel.

Q.  What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A.  Exchange him.

Q.  Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many
men?
A.  No phone numbers.

Q: How are men like noodles?
A: They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Q: Why do men like BMWs?
A: They can spell it.

Q: Why are men and spray paint alike?
A: One squeeze and they're all over you.

Q: Why is food better than men?
A: Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Q: Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars?
A: At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months or
50,000 miles,  whichever came first.

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.