"THE MAILMAN"

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the
whole family there, who roundly and soundly congratulated him and
sent him on his
way with a tidy gift envelope.  At the second house they presented
him with a box of fine cigars.
he folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful
woman in a
revealing negligee. She led him up the stairs to the bedroom where
she blew his
 mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant
breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed
orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of
steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under
the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the
dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be
your last day,
and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.
He said, 'Fuck him. Give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea.!!!"