Q: What is the difference between a man and a shopping trolley (cart)?
A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: Who knows why they do anything?

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: That's not the point! What was she doing out of the kitchen?!

Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: He was stuck to the chicken's back.

Q: What's the difference between sexy and kinky?
A: Sexy is with a feather, and kinky is with the entire chicken.

Q: What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A: A labrador

Q: What do men and carparks have in common?
A: All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

Q: What's the difference between a man and a tomato?
A: The tomato is not a true vegetable

Q: What does the average man get on his IQ test?
A: Drool.

Q: What do you call 3 blondes in a swimming pool?
A: An air-pocket.

Q: What's the difference between blonde women and blonde men?
A: The women have the higher sperm count.

Q; Why does it take 10 million sperm to fertilise one egg?
A: They're male, so they'll never ask for directions.

Q: What's a man's idea of safe-sex?
A; A padded headboard.

Q: Why do Australian men suffer from premature ejaculation?
A: They can't wait to get down to the pub and tell their mates about it.

(you said you wanted these kinds too...)
Q: Why do they have trenches on each side of the path in Germany?
A: So the Prussians don't drag their knuckles when they walk.