"THE DISHES"

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great
price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline
over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her
parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside
waiting for him.    "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't
say a word." She tells him,  "Our family had a fight a while ago
about doing dishes. We haven't done any  since, but the first person
to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it.
Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is
saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his
girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex  with her in front of
her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is
obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no
one says a word.   A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her
on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is
furious, her dad is boiling,and her  mother is a little happier. But
still there is complete silence at the
table.   All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it
starts to rain.  Steve   remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and
grabs his jar of vaseline. Upon  witnessing this, his girlfriend's
father backs away from the table and screams,
"OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE DISHES!"