The blondes fight back...at long
last!
1. What's black and blue and
brown and laying in a ditch ? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
2. What do you
call going on a blind date with a brunette ? Brown-bagging it.
3. What's the real
reason a brunette keeps her figure ? No one else wants it.
4. Why are so many
blonde jokes one-liners ? So brunettes can remember them.
5. What do you
call a brunette in a room full of blondes ? Invisible.
6. What is the
difference between a brunette and garbage ? Garbage gets taken out at least
once a week.
7. What's a brunette's
mating call ? " Has the blonde left yet ? "
8. What did the
brunette say after having sex ? " Are you guys all on the same team ? "
9. Why don't brunettes
make good cattle ranchers ? Because they can't keep their calves together.
10. What do you
do if a brunette throws a hand grenade at you ? Pull the pin and throw
it back at her.
11. What goes screech-vroom,
screech-vroom ? That's a brunette driving through a flashing red light.
12. What's the
difference between a brunette and a 747 jet ? Some men have never been
in a 747.
13. How does a
brunette turn on the light after sex ? She opens the car door.