THE BENEFITS OF OLD AGE

A senior citizen decided to visit the social security office to sign up
for his benefits.  Upon his arrival the clerk asked for proof of his
age. When he reached for his wallet the embarassed man realized he had
left it home.

After explaining his problem to the clerk, she replied:
"Don't worry, just open your shirt and if your chest hair is gray you
will qualify."

The senior citizen opened up his shirt and was soon signed up for his
benefits.

Upon arriving home he related the story to his wife. She looked at him,
smiled and said "too bad you didn't drop your drawers--you
could have qualified for disability too!