An old lady is rocking away
the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all
of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her
that she will be granted three wishes. "Well, now," says the old lady,
"I guess I would like to be really rich."
POOF Her rocking chair turns
to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't
mind being a young, beautiful princess."
POOF She turns into a beautiful
young woman. "Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the
old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh--can you
change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
POOF There before her stood
a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares
at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across
the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."