Pillman on an ECW commercial:
"It's all just a work....I'm not really the loose cannon"
In the WWF brodcast booth with Mr. Perfect, Jim Ross, and VKM:
"I love you like you were my brothers, well Vince, more like my Dad.
ECW TV:
"I'm going to do the only appropriate thing Brian Pillman should do.......I'M GOING TO YANK OUT MY JOHNSON AND PISS IN THIS HELLHOLE"
ECW Promo:
"Isn't that just like the Loose Cannon Always fighting with the pencil"
To the Bodydonnas after beating the Smoking guns
"Your complaining about the (Smoking) Gunns Double teaming you, when all you wanted to do is double team Sunny"
In reference to Marlena's obsession with Sable
I'd love to see them go at each others carpets...I mean juggelers"
On Eric Bischoff
Eric Bischoff is a fucking shithead. You wanna know what Eric Bischoff is? Eric Bischoff is like each and every one of you, A SMART FUCKING MARK"