We have NOT seen this, nor has Dreamworks sent us a press kit for it as of 18 March 1999 (it opens tomorrow). This is a bad sign for any movie. We cannot in good conscience review it yet, but we can and will pass on the review of crew members who actually worked on the picture: "It stinks." Does it? We don't know, and Dreamworks doesn't seem willing to let us decide for ourselves. . . .
O Muse With the Jaundiced Eye, take me home!