"BOND, JAMES BOND."
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Dr. No: The Americans are fools. I offered my services, they refused. So did the East. Now they can both pay
for their mistake.
Bond: World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Naploeon. Or God.
Goldfinger: Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He's fired rockets at the Moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor... except crime!
Bond: You'll kill 60,000 people uselessly.
Goldfinger: Hah. American motorists kill that many every two years.
Miss Moneypenny: In the conference room. Something pretty big. Every double-o man in Europe has been rushed in. And the home secretary too!
Bond: That looks like a women's gun.
(After making love to the evil Fiona Volpe.)
Domino: I don't want him to risk losing you, Bond.
James Bond: His wife probably lost her dog.
Largo: Do you know a lot about guns, Mr. Bond?
Bond: No, but I know a little about women.
Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for Queen and country!
Bond: Well, I don't want to risk losing me, either.
(And later...)
Draco: May I introduce my daughter, Teresa.
Bond: Contessa..!
Tracy: Mr. Bond and I have already met.
Bond: But each time is a renewed pleasure. Madame always makes one feel so welcome!
(Tracy leaves)
Draco: She likes you! I can see it.
Bond: You must give me the name of your oculist!!
Tracy Draco: You're hurting me.
Bond: I thought that was the idea for tonight.
Blofeld: The satellite is now over... Kansas. Well, if we blow up Kansas the world may not hear about it for years.
(After blowing up a helicopter)
Mr. Wint: If God had wanted man to fly, Mr. Kidd...
Mr. Kidd: ...He would have given him wings, Mr. Wint.
Mr. Kidd: Well, they're aboard, and I must say, Miss Case is quite lovely. (Mr. Wint glares at him) ...For a woman.
(Bond flips over a tarot card: The fool!!!)
Solitaire: You have found your self!!
Bond: "Harold Strutter, CIA". Where were you when I didn't need you?!!
Strutter: Kind of obvious you weren't coming out front. Not even with that clever disguise you were wearing.
Bond: Hmm?
Strutter: White face in Harlem. "Good" thinking Bond!
(After a wild boat chase, Felix Leiter explains to the stupid American cop J.W. Pepper about Bond)
Leiter: That man is an Englishman working for our boys, sort of a secret agent!
Pepper: SECRET AGENT!!!! On who's side??
Bond: My name is Bond. James Bond.
Dr. Kananga: Names is for tombstones, baby!
Bond: Who would want to put a contract out on me?
M: Oh, I don't know. A jealous husband perhaps?
Scaramanga: I like a girl in a bikini, no concealed weapons.
Bond: The lady will have a Bacardi on the rocks.
Anya: For the gentleman, Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred!
Bond: Touche.
Bond: Oh, thanks for deserting me back there.
Anya: Every woman for herself, remember?!!
Bond: Well, you did save my life. Thank you.
Anya: We all make mistakes, Mr. Bond!
(Q gives Bond the Lotus, and Bond is ready to drive off)
Q: Now I want to to take good care of this equipment.
Bond: Have I ever let you down, Q?
Q (slamming the door): Frequently!!
Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something?
Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around!
Hugo Drax: Take good care of Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him.
(Bond is walking into a church and into the confession booth. He doesn't really know what to expect but he is definately not expecting to find Q as a priest.....)
Bond: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Q: That's putting it mildly 007!!
(Bond and Q are floating in a hot air balloon)
Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?
Q: It goes by hot air.
Bond: Oh, then you can.
Bond: So does he have a proposition for me or do you?
Magda: He suggest a trade: the egg....for your life.
Bond: Well, I heard the price of eggs was going up but isn't that a little high?!!
(After Bond has escaped)
Khamal Khan: Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed... soon to be made extinct.
(Confronting James Bond)
Kamal Khan: You seem to have this nasty habit of surviving.
(Bond and Kara has escaped from the prison only to be caught by someone else. Kamran comes to help)
Bond: What's going on?
Kamran Shah (former prisoner): I tell them you no Russian. They not kill you now.
Kara: Not now......how about later?!!
Bond: Don't worry. They'll save you for the harem.
Woman on Yacht: (into phon) It's all so boring here, Margo -- there's nothing but playboys and tennis pros. (sighs) If only I could find a real man!
(James Bond, having just dispatched an assassin in a burning truck in mid-air, lands on the boat with a smoldering parachute.)
Bond: I need to use your phone. (takes it and says into it:) She'll call you back.
Woman on Yacht: You are who?
Bond: Bond, James Bond. (into phone) Exercise Control, 007 here. I'll report in an hour.
Woman on Yacht: [offering drink] Won't you join me?
Bond: (into phone) Better make that two.
Pam has just been shot by Dario:
Bond: Don't move.
Pam: Relax, it's a bullet proof vest. This kevlar's great.
Bond: Your bloody lucky to be alive.
Pam: It's not luck. It's experience.
Bond: A few inches higher it would have been you head.
Pam: Look, I just saved your life back there. If it wasn't for me you would have been nailed to the wall.
Bond: You saved MY life?!!
Pam: Yes.
Bond: It's a tough business you picked Miss Bouvier. Leave it to the professionals.
Pam: Look pal. I was an army pilot. I have flown to the toughest hellholes in South America and I will not have you lecturing me about professionalism.
Sanchez: And there are a lot of people with their hands out.
Kwang: In other words... bribery.
Sanchez: Exactly. You took the words right out of my pocket.
(Bond and Caroline, the evaluator, are taking a ride)
Caroline: I enjoy a spirited ride through the country as well as the next girl....
(She's interupted by Bond looking away from her. Xenia drives up beside them)
Caroline: Who's that?
Bond: The next girl!!
(And Bond is racing his car against Xenia's Ferarri...)
Caroline: James, stop it. Stop it. I know what you're doing.
Bond: Really, what's that dear?
Caroline: You are just trying to show off the size of your.....your.....
Bond: Engine??
Caroline: Ego!!
Bond: We are having a pleasant drive in the country and you got to bring psychology in to it.
Caroline: Well, I was just sent here to evaluate you.
Bond: Let's try and put that behind us, shall we?!!
(Bond and Tanner in the situation room)
Tanner: Seems like your hunch was right 007. Too bad the "evil queen of numbers" wouldn't let you play it!
Bond: (as M approaches from behind Tanner) Hrmmm........
M: You were saying.....!
Tanner: No, no...I was just...
M: Good. Because if I want sarcasm Mr. Tanner I'll talk to my children, thank you very much!
Q: Need I remind you, 007, that you have a license to kill - not to break the traffic laws!
M: If you don't think I have the balls to send a man out to die, your instincts are dead wrong.
Natalya: Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?
Bond: Standard operating procedure.
Natalya: Tell me, are there any other standard operating procedures I should be aware of?
Bond: Thousands. But I only pay them lip service!
General: Somtimes M, I don't think you have the balls for this job!
M: My advantage is that I don't have to think with them all the time!!
Q: Your new BMW. Will you be needing collision coverage?
Bond: Yes.
Q: Property damage?
Bond: Definitely.
Q: Personal injury?
Bond: I hope not, but accidents do happen.
Bond: I always wondered how I would feel when I saw you again....!
(Paris slaps him in the face)
Bond: Now I know! Was it something I said?
Paris: How about the words, "I'll be right back"!
Paris: Tell me James, are you still sleeping with a gun under your pillow?!
Carver: There is no news........like bad news!
Carver:The fine line between insanity and genius is only measured by success!!
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