There's a man on the front porch
   Says he's related to me
   But lately I'm finding
   it hard to believe
   This house is filled with
   spooks and ghosts
   They say they're family
   But they are strangers at most
   
   They're strange fishes of the deep blue sea
   And absolutely nothing like me
   They swim around their little treasure chests
   When it comes to loving me they give it their fish best
   But it's hard with all those scales
   Of good and bad you see (2nd time: Of morality)
   They're my fish family
   My fish family
   
   They may try and hook me
   Or put me in a tank
   They may try and book me
   For robbing a fish bank
   'cause misunderstanding comes easily
   But they're blowing bubbles
   And I can hardly breathe
   
   And when will they understand
   I Just wanna marry a man
   Without seaweed in his teeth,
   Without barnacle for hair
   Without seaweed in his ears
   But their fish ears won't hear me
   They're my fish family
   
   They're strange fishes of the deep blue sea
   And absolutely nothing like me
   They swim around their little treasure chests
   When it comes to loving me they give it their fish best
   But it's hard with all those scales of morality
   They're my fish family
   My fish family.