Would you like to ram your tongue down my throat
   Would you like to grab my thighs?
   Yes, I have got nice tits
   They are the perfect grab me size
   
   I'm just a nice girl
   Thought I had everything
   Until you flashed me
   And I saw what I was missing
   
   I've been saving myself my whole life
   For some slimeball like you to come along
   I am so desperate
   I'll do you and your mom
   
   Chorus:
       I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
       When I think about what I'll be given
       My own private god's gift to women
       My own private god's gift to women
       My own private god's gift to women
       Yeah, Yeah
       
   I was just thinking that it'd really turn me on
   If some guy would drive by and show me his tongue
   I was just thinking that it'd really make my day
   If he offered me a place to stay with pay
   
   I'm just a nice girl
   Thought I had everything
   Until you flashed me
   And I saw what I was missing
   
   I've been saving myself my whole life
   for some sketcher like you to come along
   I am so desperate
   I'll do you on the front lawn
   
   Chorus:
       I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
       When I think about what I'll be given
       My own private god's gift to women
       My own private god's gift to women
       My own private god's gift to women
       Yeah, Yeah
       
   I was just thinking that it'd be really cool
   If I got hit up side the head with a manly tool
   That way he could have nothing left to say
   And have his way with me all day
   
   I'm just a nice girl
   Thought I had everything
   Until you flashed me
   And I saw what I was missing
   
   I've been saving myself my whole life
   For some motherfucker like you to come along
   I am so desperate
   I am writing you this song
   
   And you're so vain
   You probably think this song is about you
   
   Chorus:
       I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline
       When I think about what I'll be given
       My own private god's gift to women
       My own private god's gift to women
       My own private god's gift to women
       Yeah, Yeah