1.b) Binky
2.c) Door
3.d) You Bastard
4.a) A mirror
5.c) Bud of the Holly
6.a) 1282 AM
7.a) Tethis
8.b) Sapient Pearwood
9.a) Vampire
10. All three. Mwa ha ha ha haaaa!!!!
Answers to 'Oh My God!'
1. Old High Ones, Auditors of Reality, Death, Gods, Humans.
2. Azrael
3. Blind Io
4. It disappears
5. None of his eyes are fixed into his head
6. Offler
7. A skull box
8. Female
9. Cori Celesti
10. What kind of a stupid question is that?!
Answers to 'Let's Talk About Death, Baby'.
1. Klatchian Foreign Legion
2. Its head fell off
3. A sword
4. Stone, silk, spider's web
5. There are no hands.
6. Susan
7. A pack of mayflies
8. Curry
9. Anthropomorphic personification
10. Cats
And finally, the answer to that really annoying footnote question:
The New York second is the time it takes between when the traffic light turns green and the cab driver behind you hoots
0 - 11: You obviously have an entire library of Dicworld books still to read. Go, now, before it's too late!
12 - 21: Good, good. Keep at it, read all the novels and asorb all the information.
22 - 27: Wow! Good score. I suspect that you are a seasoned Discworld reader.
28 - 31: Excellet, top of the class, go and get a silver star. You have the honour of being someone who, er, reads Discworld...a lot....
32: You can't add up, can you?