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Gaston
Gaston
Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says no to Gaston!
Lefou
Heh, heh. Darn right!
Gaston
Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear!
Lefou
More beer?
Gaston
What for? Nothing helps.
Lefou
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps.
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps!
There's no guy in town as admired as you,
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy.
Ev'ryone's awed and admired by you
And it's not very hard to see why...
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston!
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you who's team they prefer to be on!
Chorus
No one's been like Gaston
A kingpin like Gaston
Lefou
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston!
Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Chorus
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Lefou
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips!
Chorus
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
Cronie
In a wrestling match
Nobody bites like Gaston!
Girls
For there's no one as burly and brawny!
Gaston
As you see, I've got bicepts to spare.
Lefou
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
Gaston
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair!
Cronies
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
Lefou
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston!
Gaston
I'm especially good at expactorating
Ptooey!
Chorus
Ten points for Gaston!
Gaston
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Chorus
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Lefou
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston!
Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
Movie
Chorus
My, what a guy that Gaston!
Soundtrack
Chorus
Say it again!
Who's a man among men?
And let's say it once more
Who's a hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Dontcha know?
Cantcha guess?
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town
Who's got all of it down!
Lefou
And his name's G-A-S... T! G-A-S-T... E! G-A-S-T-O...
Oh!
Chorus
Gaston!
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