The Star Wars Drinking Game ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- DRINK WHEN... ANYONE 'N EVERYONE Someone has a bad feeling about this It's their only hope Somebody gets choked A woman other Leia is on screen An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force (Vader counts) Somebody's hand gets cut off A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast There is a tremor in the Force It's not someone's fault One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks Someone exclaims "No!" Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns Someone wears the same outfit in out to be a good idea all three movies--it counts if * Twice if it's not Han they change at the end Someone is mind-controlled using the Force People kiss A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black * Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for Every time you find yourself uniforms, only the first person talking to the people on screen on screen counts) * Three times if someone hovering in between wears gray An elaborately made up alien has Some ship crashes into something no lines after being hit An Ewok dies, and the camera Someone has a light saber duel lingers longer than it did when (includes just using light the Death Star exploded, killing saber) billions of people (fourteen seconds, count 'em) Boba Fett talks An entire planet is described as having one climate C-3P0 C-3PO loses a body part C-3PO informs us of just how many * Twice if he is completely forms of communication he's dismembered familiar with Nobody listens to C-3P0's advice * Twice if he is giving the odds of survival CHEWBACCA If Chewie actually sounds like he's using words, not just one long howl DARTH VADER Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them Vader's suit gets more and more * Twice if he tries to kill them detailed in each movie THE EMPEROR The Emperor cackles evilly The Emperor has foreseen something THE EMPIRE Tarkin brags about the Death Any officer speaks with a British Star Accent Any Imperial Ship is destroyed A TIE fighter explodes for no reason An imperial bureaucrat says something disparaging or elitist (i.e. "rebel scum", "insignificant rebellion", etc.) HAN SOLO Han brags about the Millennium Anybody insults the Millennium Falcon Falcon * Twice if it is Leia Something doesn't work on the Falcon Someone or something tries to get * Twice if it's the hyperdrive money from Han LEIA Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and Leia insults somebody hands * Twice if it covers her neck * Three times if she's almost totally nude LUKE It is Luke's destiny Luke whines Luke discovers a long-lost relative Luke fights monsters or savages Luke does some nifty acrobatic Luke teeters on the brink of a flip chasm Luke and Lando are in the same Luke is upside-down place at the same time * Twice if they speak to each other Luke's parentage is Foreshadowed Luke refuses to take someone's advice Luke yells "Artooooo!" Luke is confused / taken aback OBI-WAN KENOBI Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective a guest appearance ("...Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise") R2-D2 R2-D2 gets thrashed R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around REBEL PILOTS A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white * Twice if they're non human A Rebel Pilot says "Nice Shot..." (co-pilots count) Wedge (the only Rebel pilot competent enough to make it A Rebel Pilot says "I've been through all 3 movies- besides the hit..." main characters) makes an appearance * Twice if he speaks STORMTROOPERS Stormtroopers shoot everywhere but where they're aiming Stormtrooper armor proves useless YODA Yoda uses bad grammar Yoda talks like a fortune cookie [Image] Jeff T. Schell email -- schell@u.washington.edu web -- http://weber.u.washington.edu/~schell