This page is a list of things you may not have known. Some are funny (I hope) and some are useful.
January
26th :
'Look Up' supply FREE home pages. It takes a while to get use to editing a page via your web browser, but it gets easier.
Not anymore they don't, try GeoCities instead.
Red Dwarf is the best TV program ever (known by a lot of people).
Bon Jovi are the best band ever (also known by a lot of people).
31st :
The snow in Kent, fell mainly where it went.
If a pig can fly, so can I. (AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Splat)
Febuary
7th :
I am sain.
Red Dwarf VI is showing from Friday 16th at 9pm on BBC 2.
14th :
I have a bad memory at the moment.
This is due to the fact that I banged my head earlier.
Because of this I also have a bad memory at the moment.
This was based on a Red Dwarf joke.
Although I do have a bad memory.
24th :
Didn't I say I had a bad memory. Well I forgot to update this.
The rain in Kent fell mainly where it went.
March
6th :
You won't beable to quit if you see 'Press any key to continue and any other key to quit.'
I stole that off someone from my university.
I won't tell if you don't.
May
17th :
I'm sooooooooooooooooooooo busy.
If you laugh really hard, even bouncers will be scared of you.
June
15th :
I'm taking exams at the moment (well, not this exact second).
When I finish my exams, I'm off home 'til late September.
I have little access to my home page from home. So not much updating.
I'm really a talking Moose from the plant Jerryplant, or Mars as you Earththings call it.
I'm going to take over the world, I'll start with my 'home town', Braintree.
October
21st :
I am a student.
I've been on summer break.
I've run out of funny ideas.
I need help, in mores way than one.
29th :
This is gonna go!
More to come as I think of them or find them out.
If you have any facts you think people might not know and would fit in on this page, please E-mail me.
