YOU can bet Melrose Place left mental scars on its viewers, but spare a thought for its stars � like juicy Josie Bissett, who lost years of her life playing Jane.
�����Not only was she cursed with a WACKO SLUT of a sister, Sydney (luscious Laura Leighton); she was also married to mad, murderous Michael Mancini. And not just ONCE.
�����Now it seems Josie's RETIRED, but she did leave the NUDE SCENES we've lovingly collected on these pages.
�����Has the 31-year-old elected to stay home and look after her two-year-old son? Or did the years of mental and physical TORTURE on Melrose � the rapes, beatings, car crashes, burnings, drownings, catfights and psychotic episodes � take a TERRIBLE TOLL?
�����Frankly, we couldn't give a SHIT. We'll always have our memories of
� All American Murder: It's directed by Potsie from Happy Days, so we didn't expect much � let alone an artsy, black-and-white, three-way F**KFEST with Josie almost FULL-FRONTAL (if your VCR can stand long periods of freeze-frame, don't even BOTHER waiting for it on DVD)
� Desire: An odd little thing made in Italy featuring Josie pre-implants, with her pert tits and fully erect nipples
� Hitcher 2: An even weirder piece of work, with innocent-looking Josie lying around NAKED with a bloke who � not to SPOIL it for you � seems to be some sort of freakin' PSYCHO KILLER.
�����OK, so it's not a GREAT body of work to leave to POSTERIORITY.
�����Then again, name ONE OK movie Heather Locklear or Marcia Cross or ANYONE else from Melrose has made.
�����We can only recall Michael's words at their second wedding: "Jane, you were my first wife, my favourite wife and, I hope to God, my LAST wife."
�����Somehow we feel the same.