Jimjobob Stella
Jimjobob
Stella
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Jimjobob :- Is that a fish on your head, Stella?
Stella :- Why yes, Jimjobob! Thank you for noticing! I see that you're wearing the pink Banana fruit cake dress again. Jimjobob :- Actually, no. That's my pet rat, Freddie! Say hello, Freddie. Freddie :- Hello. Stella :- So, Jimjobob, I hear that you've recentlty been transmogrified into a giant space bat. Jimjobob :- Why yes! How did you guess? Stella :- I'm a crab! Jimjobob :- Errrrr, Ok... |
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Jimjobob:- So Stella, how's it going?
Stella :- How's what going? Jimjobob :- I dunno, I was hoping you could answer that. Anyway, where's you new pet, Bob the Fish? Stella :- He died. *Sobs* Jimjobob :- How did he die? Stella :- Well, he wasn't swimming around much, so I took him for a 2 hour walk, and when I put him back in the tank, he was dead. *Sobs* Jimjobob :- What do you think killed him? Stella :- I think it was the shock of the cat trying to eat him. Jimjobob :- What happened to the cat? Stella :- Well, I thought it should try swimming... |
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Jimjobob :- So Stella, the word on the street is that you've been smuggling drugs for the illegal banana trade. What do you say to that then, eh?
Stella :- Who told you? Jimjobob :- Fat Fred. Stella :- Oooh, that Fat Freddy makes me so mad! Jimjobob :- Yeah, well, is it true? Stella :- Of course not! It's stupid! Jimjobob :- Yeah I know! Who'd be dumb enough to smuggle drugs?! Stella :- I didn't mean it like that - I mean, there's no money to be made in the banana trade! Jimjobob :- Yeah, I know. Stella :- You always say that! Jimjobob :- No I don't! Stella :- Oh yes you do! Jimjobob :- Yeah, I know! Stella :- D'oh! |
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Jimjobob :- Hey, Stella - guess what!
Stella :- errrr....ok Jimjobob :- *waits* Well? Stella :- Shhhhh! I'm trying to think you cognitive-inhibiting zebrafied transvestite! Jimjobob :- Oh, ok... Stella :- You're hiding a jelly and pineapple Pizza underneath your pillow for kicks? Jimjobob :- I'm gonna kill that Fat Freddy!!! Fat Freddy :- .....wha?.... Jimjobob :- Yes, but that's not it...I got me a girlfriend! Stella :- Wow! Who is it? Jimjobob :- Well... there's this chick called Handy-Mandy-Bo-Bandy that I know... Stella :- Oh, you mean CJ's girlfriend? Jimjobob :- CJ's girlfriend? aww, poop - I should really have told her first huh? Stella :- You Monkey cheese! Jimjobob :- Oh, by the way Stella...I have to tell you something... Stella :- Awwwwww, crap. |
