Time for some needed Vanity.
Well, folks - Here we are. It's been ages and ages since I updated my website, and, to be completely honest, the faceless creator behind this masterpiece (HA!) wants some recognition....so, here it is...a Page devoted to me.
Let's start with a picture.
That's me at my most...Hmmmmm.....I don't wanna say cute, or adorable....but there ya go - lol
Ok, ok - something about *me*, eh? Goi. I need help with this. I don't wanna bore you with:-
"I'm sooooooooooooooooo great. I'm soooooooo smart, I'm sooooooo great."
So how about the basics, eh? Ok, ok....
First Question...
Dear Hef,
Who are you *really*?
Duncan Replies...
Weeeeeeeelll...
I was born Christopher Duncan Cook on 20th may, 1983, in London, UK. Plz, Don't call me Christopher.
*~iz Duncan~*
I respond very well to "Dunc" - lol
This format's workin well!
Let's see where this takes us...
Question 2
Dear Hef,
What inspired you to create such a huge pile of shit, thusly called Habu?
Duncan Replies...
Ya Bastard.
Well, if you've seen any of this site already, you'll know I'm completely insane - cuz, to be honest - all the stuff on this site makes me laugh, and that's what it's all about anyway.
The fact is I got bored one day and started doing this. There's not much more to it, except the fact that most people either love it or hate it, and to be honest, I don't care either way.
U da man, Dunc
Moving on...
Question 3!
Dear Christopher, (Oi! Hef.)
What do you do? I mean, what're you into? - junk like that.
Duncan Replies...
Good question!
Well, first off I'm at University studying Electronic Engineering - Sounds sooo boooooring, doesn't it? Well, it kinda is to be honest - but we'll see how it goes :) - I like reading, writing, playing guitar - God, this sounds like a personal ad already :\ Damn you, question asker person! (That's me. Goi.) ok, Music Rules.
*~Takes this opportunity to thank Alanis Morissette and Counting Crows for everything. Ever.~*
where was I? Oh yeah - stuff and junk. WEll, I do a lot of things - the biggest of which is coming up with things to do which may never happen. I live in my own fantasy world where everything is possible, nothing is imposible and everything works out great all the time for everyone. Then I wake up and look at the miserable world around me and think "God Damn." Maybe that's why I'm insane. uh-oh - now I'm beginning to sound like a teenager. oh wait...no, I'm not officially one anymore! awww...
Wow - that didn't work well at all.
Let's see where this takes us...
Question 4!
Dear Dunc,
What do you hate?
Duncan Replies...
Hate's such a strong word...
But we'll use it anyway...
Insensitive bastards. Callous unthinking bitches. Dumb Criminals. Intolerant pricks and tabloid newspapers.....and magazines for young girls.... and stereotypes. Ok, this could go on forever. Let's narrow it down. to one word.
Stupidity.
ok, and insensitivity. I knew I couldn't do it. Insensipidity? No, that didn't work at all.
*gettin rage*
movin on...
Question 5!
Dear Dunc,
What's brown and sticky?
Duncan Replies...
My stalker while he thinks about me
Oh no, now I feel sick.
*sighs digustedly*
Letsby Avenue - where all the police live.
Question 6?!
Dear Hef,
If you could *really* travel back in time, where would you go and what would you do?
Duncan Replies...
Ya know, I've thought about this a lot
And, I'd have to admit - I'd do a Quantum Leap and try to pur right what once went wrong - but I wouldn't have enough time to - there's too much of it.
*Pained expression/yet another sigh*
I should come up with better questions.
Question 7!
Dear Dunc,
What would you like to do before you die??
Duncan Replies...
Live, hopefully.
And I mean *LIVE*! the insane activities list is as follows, in no particular order...:-
Get Appendicitis.
Get struck by lightning.
Experience a Tornado
Get abducted by Aliens.
These all involve living through them - lol - and yes, I'm quite serious :P
But even more so, are the realistic ones - fall in love, get married, be successful and happy - yadda yadda yadda - just think Clich�...
Am I hitting my own nerves? Is that legal?
Let's move it on...
Question 8!
Dear Dunc,
Are you *REALLY* insane? Like, Clinically?
Duncan Replies...
Hmmmmm.....
ok, ok - not *clinically* insane, but eccentric enough for normal (Euch, I hate that word - inspiration for the next question!) people to think I'm a weirdo - which is all well and good. I'm ecentric, and I don't like barriers.
I think that was fair.
Brown girl in the ring, tra la la la la...
Question 9!
Dear Dunc,
What kinds of music are you in to?
Duncan Replies...
Believe me, I *WAS* inspired by the word normal - it'll follow through...
*mostly* but not limited to...Indie/rock/alternative :D mixed with some nu-metal and punk and junk in there too
But it would be a lie if I said I didn't listen to some rap/hip-hop/R'n'B/jazz/country/classical too - I'm very Catholic (Man, there should be a better word for what that means) in my taste in music. How was I inspired to get from the last question to here? Well, because normailty is based on the norm, or the most popular. But there is *no such thing* as normal. People are different. And some people can't accept that other people are different from them, and *I* acn't stand taht, because it comes down to insensipidity. I knew I could use that word again!
i *HATE* the boxes people are placed into....especially by psychologists sometimes - the amount of ridiculous "disorders" there are...Personality Disorder - I cannot stand that one.
whoo, ok - now it's gettin rough
Sing a happy song.
Question 10!
Dear Dunc,
What're you doing right now?
Duncan Replies...
Ha. I'm thinking of question I should ask myself so that anyone who knows me or not can have a better understanding of who I am. Also, I'm realising the futility that this page is, but I hope that's not gonna stop me from carrying on with this.
Think so something goooood....
something *really* good!
Question 10!
Dear Dunc,
If there was one thing you could tell everyone in the whole world, what would it be?
Duncan Replies...
I don't like this question, but let's run with it.
There is far more to life than the shit we all deal with. There is far more to life than the shit we give eachother, that we argue about, kill eachother over and create for ourselves. There is far more in life than being right and havign one over someone else. Instead of trying to prove something to someone, live for yourself. Don't ever forget to live. But, Don't ever forget about everyone else. Without them, you live on the lonliest planet there will ever be. Love someone
What the hell was that?!
Almost embarrassed.
Question 11!
Dear Dunc,
Why is is that when you were typing out that question, you had a flashback to when you were young, and went abseiling/rock/climbing for the first time in Devon on a cub-scout camping trip?
Duncan Replies...
I don't know...
Hehe.
Hehehe! My head's fucked.
Question 12!
Dear Dunc,
Are you gonna say anything on this page about anyone you know?
Duncan Replies...
Not a chance, Muchacho.
Injecting vanity...
My ego's almost inflated. Oops, someone let the air out. Again.
Question 13!
Dear Dunc,
What're you doing?
Duncan Replies...
right now? sitting in front of a computer at 11.21pm trying to gain some kind of one way exchange between whoever's reading this and myself. Is it working? I dunno - but I will if anyone emails me about it. People are great, unless they're dicks. If you're a dick - I won't like you.
*blinks*
I think I'm almost done with this
Question 14!
Dear Dunc,
Tell me about Love.
Duncan Replies...
Love is the best thing there is, ever has been and ever will be. Without it, we're all going to die painful lonely deaths. The eternal search for it continues.
close.
just 3 more questions
Question 14!
Dear Dunc,
What do you expect to get out of this?
Duncan Replies...
hopefully? understanding. Realistically? bugger all.
closer.
just 2 more questions
Question 15!
Dear Dunc,
How much of this page is you?
Duncan Replies...
All of this page is me, but this page is not all of me - to be honest, as with all people, you can't know a person unless you *know* a person in person. that sentence makes perfect sense. no, I don't care what you think!
time to unleash me against the world
Boohoo, yadda yadda yadda.
Question 16!
Dear Dunc,
In hindsight, Who are you?
Duncan Replies...
There is only one way I can answer this question adequately enough for me to be happy with the answer.
I Am Duncan.
And we're done.
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