You Might Be A City Girl If...
| You believed that the car was REALLY out of gas. |
| You've never tried a chaw of Red Man. |
| You've never tipped a cow because they don't work in restaurants. |
| You won't bait your own hook because worms are "icky". |
| You do all of your gardening in barrels on the patio. |
| You get to park your car in the garage because your husband doesn't own ANY old tractors. |
| You've never gotten a jar of Bag Balm as a gift. |
| You don't like country ham. |
| You've never even heard of red-eye gravy. |
| You know how to make quiche, and your husband actually likes it. |
| You think pork butts are part of a pigs ass. |
| You've never been to a tractor pull. |
| Your boyfriend took you to a tractor pull and you DIDN'T like it. |
| You think that wind mill in the cow pasture is there to keep the cows cool. |
| Your boyfriend's truck was made in Japan. |
| Your kids play soccer instead of baseball. |
| You like deer because they have pretty brown eyes. |
| You saw the vet preg-checking a cow and called 911. |
| You like cats better than coon dogs. |
| All of your cats live in the house. |
| All of your cats have names. |
| You think "long johns" come from the donut shop. |
| Your husband's lawn mower requires an extension cord. |
| You've never been on a hay ride. |
| When you hear the word "steamer" you think of the Titanic. |
| You've never eaten poke greens. |
| You think that mountain oysters are seafood from Colorado. |
| You have never been snipe hunting. |
| You think milk comes from plastic jugs. |
| You've never gone skinny-dipping in a creek. |
| The first time you ate barbecued ribs you asked how they got the food on those little sticks. |
| You can't find the flush lever in the outhouse! |
| You think the only difference between red and white corn cobs is the color. |
| You think "coon" is a just a cruel name for African Americans. |
| You called the police when you found out your boyfriend is a coon hunter. |
| The tires on your boyfriend's car are all the same size. |
| You don't know the difference between a cow and a bull. |
| You think the only difference between a cow and a bull is the horns. |
| You think that when a bull mounts a cow, he's only doing it to get a better view! |
| You think that cow poop smells bad. |
| You've never planted flowers in an old tractor tire. |
| You don't know that caviar is really just fish eggs. |
| You think John Deere was one of the Mouseketeers. |
| You cried when you found out where hamburgers come from. |
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