The City Boy And The Deer
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Author: Alan Easley, Columbia, Missouri. This appeared in the December 1996 issue of Ozarks Mountaineer magazine. |

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In Boone County, MO., neighbors who are recent arrivals from the city
are a fact of life. When we bought our farm in 1963 they were a rarity,
but now we are the only full time farmers out of nine families who live
on our road.
Our nearest neighbors are a young couple, Jeff and Karen, who moved here
from Chicago about three years ago. They're good neighbors, and a lot
of fun to be around, but I never pass up a chance to drop a remark about
"city boys".
Last winter just before Christmas Jeff stopped by the house one Sunday
afternoon and asked me to come out to his truck. In the bed of the truck
was a freshly killed deer which had become entangled in a fence and broken
its leg. Jeff had called a Conservation agent and received permission to
put it out of its misery and keep the meat.
He asked me if I had some place where he could hang the carcass to dress
it out, so I took him behind my machine shed, where there's an oak tree
with a limb that grew for just that purpose. He looked at it and agreed
that it would work, then asked me if I had some rope that he could borrow.
After I went to the shed and got some hay hauling rope and handed it to
him he stood there for a moment, then asked if I had "one of those things"
to hook in the deer's legs.
I went back to the shed and got an old single-tree and carried it to the
truck. After careful study he decided that it was just what he needed.
After studying it for a few more minutes he asked where he was supposed to
hook it. I showed him, then watched as he struggled his way through the
two necessary cuts.
After we got the carcass hooked and hung he walked around the deer examining
it, then said "I don't think my knife is sharp enough to do this. Have you
got a good sharp knife?" When I returned with one, he asked me where he
should start cutting. After I showed him, he said "I don't suppose I could
talk you into doing it, could I?"
He could, and I did. It wasn't exactly what I had planned to do on a Sunday
afternoon, but that fresh deer liver that I got out of the deal sure was good.
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