Once upon a time an evil little cancer devil about the size of a coffee bean was looking for a home. Well he found a good, warm place in this certain lady and decided to stay. Then he had his brother move in. The woman knew this too but thought if they "Don't bother me I won't bother them."
Where upon getting away with this much, these low class fellows decided to build a sack around themselves. This was just too, too much. The woman phoned for an appointment with a well known specialist at a hospital in Columbus who advised her to have these dwellers removed.
The operation was performed and the nasty rascals removed. The end? ~ No!
The lady went to a check-up six weeks later and lo and behold here was another of their relatives buried deep in the lady. The same doctor at the hospital evicted this third brother. And as most "Once Upon a Time" stories end with a happy ending so does this one. Two years ago and still their home remains empty.
