ABC's Of Christmas

B - Bulb, the one that burnt out and can't find.

C - Can't find the perfect gift for mom.

D - Dang cat keeps knockin Christmas
..........ornaments off the tree.

E - Everyone is coming over.

F - Found the perfect tree.

G - Geez Help Me!!

H - Here comes Santa Clause.

I - Is Christmas almost here?

J - Just burnt the ham.

K - Keep your hands off that present.

L - Lights won't work (see B)

M - Must start earlier next year.

N - Need more socks for Christmas. (lol)

O - Ohhh Nooo The tree fell &
...........can't get back up.

P - Please pass the tylenol.

Q - Quiet as a mouse - not this house.

R - Really need a nap.

S - Santa's gonna skip this house.

T - To Shannon from Santa

U - Ugliest tree I've ever seen.

V - Virtual Cards are all sent.

W - Whats's a White Christmas?

X - Xmas on the Net.

Y - You still reading this?

Z - Zero hours - Christmas is here!!!!