.bratstuff
/me is using the 4K9a10z14z13a11^ 11B5r7a8t2p8a15k, 4created by 12Kazza 
/me yanks the @ away from $$1 12,0{11C7A3S4` 5B9r10A13t12} | .timer 1 3 mode # -o $$1 
/me 3sees that 9 $$1 3isn't looking ... | .timer 1 3 me 10sneaks up behind 9 $$1 ... |  .timer 1 5  me 13lines up for the torpedo ... |  .timer 1 7 kick # $$1 12straight through the middle of the big posts ... 4AUSSIE RULES !!! 12,0{11C7A3S4` 5B9r10A13t12}
/say 4h5e6h7e9h10e11h12e 13 $$1 12....I just 8,1swiped 12,0 your 4-=4,2popup4,0=-12.....just remember...you should be 13,8flattered 12, cause I only swipe from the 9,6***best***!!!  12,0{11C7A3S4` 5B9r10A13t12}
/me  10says look out for the 12mouse ........ 5~~( ,,> | .timer 1 3 me 4oh no 2its chasing me! ........... 5<,,)~~  | .timer 1 5 me runs for the door!!!!  | .timer 1 7 me 4 SLAM!!! 12,0{11C7A3S4` 5B9r10A13t12} | .timer 1 8 part
/me 4reaches 12into the @ bag. 3She pulls out a nice 7shiny, golden 6@. | /me 10yells to $$1 2and says, 4HERE! Catch!!! 12,0{11C7A3S4` 5B9r10A13t12} | /mode # +o $$1
/me introduces $$1 to the $chan door.  | .timer 1 3 say $$1 meet the $chan door. | .timer 1 5 say $chan door, meet $$1 $+.  | .timer 1 7 say You two should really get to know each other better. | .timer 1 9 say Have fun! We won't wait up! 12,0{11C7A3S4` 5B9r10A13t12} |  .timer 1 11 kick # $$1  |   .timer 1 12 ban $$1 2
/say 4,1This 12,8is 9,12your 13,1Brain 11,13on 9,1mIRC 8,4 ^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v 12,11<---Vibrant, 8,1Magnetic!!! 1,13 9,1 8,4 11,12  | /say 14This is your Brain on pIRCh 4,14 ___________________ <--- DOA 12,0{11C7A3S4` 5B9r10A13t12}
.misc kicks
/say 4REPORT: LAMER SIGHTED! | /say 2THE LAMER IS5 $1 | /say  4GOODBYE, LAMER! | /kick # $1  2Didn't I see you on AOL?! | .timer 1 2 /say 12Aaah!  Now we are free of lamers. 
/me 4approaches2 $1 $+ 's 4drooping body. | /me 2turns into a dragon and eats4 $1 $+ 's 2head. | /kick # $1  4You need Winter Fresh!! 
/say 4Deer season has opened!! | .timer 1 6 /me 4stuffs2 $$1 13into a deer suit and shoves him into the woods. | .timer 1 7 /me  4hears gunshots.. | .timer 1 8 /me 2sees a hunter drag5 $$1 $+ 's 12dead body out of the woods.  | .timer 1 10 kick $$1
/say 4Why did5 $1 2cross the road? | /say 4To get to the other side. | /say  4But why isn't2 $1 4there? | /say 2Because5 $1 2was struck by a car. | /kick # $1  4*HONK* *HONK* $me 15remembers hearing a car's horn. 
/me 4and5 $1 2timewarp to 1986. | /me 4and5 $1  4are now at the launching of the Space Shuttle Challenger. | /me  4shoves5 $1  4into the shuttle. | /me 2watches the shuttle lift off and explode 9 miles in the air. | /kick # $1   11Um.. *BOOM* Heh Heh.. 
/say 4For my next trick, I will cut5 $1 4in half. | /me 5puts5 $1 4in the magic box. | /me  4magically saws5 $1  4in half. | /me 2decides not to put5 $1 4back together.  | /kick # $1  4Ewww! What a bloody mess! 
/me 4makes5 $1 2drink a 6-Pack of beer. | /me 2watches5 $1 4get drunk and fall off the channel. | /notice $1 You have just fallen off the channel!! | /kick # $1   11Don't drink and IRC! 
/me 4puts a snake in5 $1 $+ 's 4shirt. | /me 4watches5 $1 4scream as  all of their internal organs out.  | /kick # $1  11How'd that come out there?! 
/me 2wants to STAY Queen of the BRATS.. | /say 4 And the only one in my way is5 $1. | /say  4So I have to get rid of5 $1. | /me 2 grabs a bottle of poison and pours it on5 $1 $+ 's 12food. | /me 10watches5 $1 $+ , 10poisoned to death, fall off the channel.  | /kick # $1 4 Hello!? You watched me POUR THAT you little Peon!  2 Whose the QueenBrat?!!! 
.miscbrat
/say 4 Some Words That May Get U Kicked.. 12If you say that you are B*red, 12If you say M*nday, 11If you say Ch**se, 12If you say Werk, 12If you say Sn*w, | /say 13if you say A/S/L, 13if you say h*ircut, 13& if you say B*be 7you may be kicked! 14It just depends on our mood (they are fun kicks not meant to hurt) 2but please!!! 13 don't BUG Me! 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12}
/me says 11BRAT????? 10OMIGOSH! 9Where?? | /me 13Looks around 7 $chan... 5 I don't see a Brat!!! 6 Oh you mean $$1!! 12Yeah, 2 $$1 14is a 11BIG 9BRAT!!!! 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound brat.wav    
/me 10Races around  $chan 10shaking the men, 7smacking the women 3or was that.... | /say 10Oh never mind.. heh heh 5 $$1, 2coffee please? 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound givemecoffee.wav
/me 4bites, 13and pulls $$1's 12hair ... 9can't get away, 7cos 3I GOT YOU FIRST :P~ 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound razz.wav
/me 4I'm NOT going! 10 you can't 13MAKE me.. 12I was just saying6 bye to someone else who 9IS 7going. 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound notgoing.wav
/me 12walks up to 4 $$1's 12door and knocks loudly...12 Yells out so the neighborhood can hear.. 13"HAY 9 $$1!!!!! 13CAN YOU COME OUT TO PLAY??????????"  12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound genius.wav
/me 4bats her eyelashes innocently at4 $$1 , 7and asks, 5"who me???? 10No 4WAY 2you could be talking bout 4ME! 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound ididnt.wav
/me 4runs thru the channel 13holding scissors, 12SCREAMING, 5knocking over the table, 7sending coffee flying, 10then stops to say 9HIIIIIIIIIIIII EVERYBUDDY!!!!! 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound hey.wav
/me pushes $$1 off $chan to see if they will bounce back 4>:c/ 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound bungee.wav  | /kick # $$1 
/me 10pops a piece of bubble gum into her mouth, 12tilts her chair back, and chews it till she can blow a 4BIG bubble | /me 13looks around the room, 12sees no one looking at her, breaks off a piece, 10and puts it in 13 $$1's 9hair. 4OOPS! | /me 12sits back, and 5casually chews her gum hoping no one will notice... 7SHHHHH! 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound angelha.wav 
/say 2while 12 $$1 2is BRB, I sneak up and put tacks on their chair... 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound haha.wav
/me 13didn't make that typo!12 The mouse 14~~(,,> 12did it! | /me 2says..Watch it...here he comes again!! 14<1214,,)~~......... | /me 2says...Woah...a mouse!..........14 ~~(,,1214>. | /me chases a Mouse!!!!!! 9 <:3 )~~~~   12 Yummy!!!   9 <:3 )~~~~  
/say 10ACK!! 12So many typo turds.... 3BAD 4MOUSE!!! 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound ack.wav
/me sends4 $$1 5a Heavy Duty Pack of 13DEPENDS 10for them embarassing 9flooding problems. 12:P~  12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound depends.wav
/me starts a 4CatFight 11with 12 $$1... 13 tripping and pinching, and pulling hair, 7 DONT 2MESS10 with the 13BEST! 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12}
/say 9OOPs!! 10heh heh 12I really didn't mean to say that! :/ 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound oops.wav
.brat2
/me 12chases the chicken around the kitchen in search of eggs to Toss at4 $$1... 12*BuckGAwk* 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound chicken.wav
/me 12walks over & sits down in her over-stuffed, Special, 4Red-12Leather10 $chan 12recliner-built-for-2 & gets Comfy! 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12}
/me 3says4you6*3have4*6entered3*4a6*3new4*6dimension3*4one6*3of4*6sight3*4sound6*3and4*12LAG6*3the4*6sign3*4post6*3up4*6ahead3****4.the6*12LAG*ZONE3**** {11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound lagman.wav
/me says...without a little dirt, a beautiful flower will not grow, and a Peetce can't throw it };-) !! 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12}
/me 12says13 BRAT Pack 12almost complete..... 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound we_bad.wav
/sound hellooo.wav 13runs around the room,4 kissing,6 hugging,11 shaking, 7pulling hair, 12biting, 13stealing hearts 1AND 9 kisses, 1and 10 generally making a 4BRAT of herself Yelling 12HELLO!!!!!! {11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12}  
/me 14 Hotel California 13 Device 4 Activated! (5 you can check out anytime you like, 9 but you can 4 Never leave!) 2(LL)12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12}
/say 2Ok, 13 $$1, 12while that not be considered a kicking offence, 5I am offended by that remark, 7and such, 10I 4REFUSE 10to talk to you for 9oh about 1089 seconds, 10or, until you clean up your act! 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound saysorry.wav
/say 7Ahem! 12Can I have your attention Please? 7Do I have it? 10 $$1!! 14Listen!! | /say 7Ok, now that I have your attention... 13HIYA!!!! 5:-) 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound ahem.wav
/me 13lifts her head up from her 12tear stained pillow, 4RED 12puffy eyes, 13filled with 3big ole aligator 12tears... 13looks up at 5 $$1 | /say 13awwwww did you really mean that? 14It hurt my 13widdle feewings 7:~( 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound waah.wav
/me 10kisses 2 $$1 10so thoroughly, his buttons 4pop, 10his lips quiver, 14 and his knees go weak. 10aaah now, 4THAT's 10a Kiss! 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound cyberkis.wav
/me 12whispers to 13 $$1, 10your lips can be bronzed, or encased in silver, but your kiss will forever stay on my lips ... 13Muah! 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound kisss.wav
/me 12kisses 5 $$1 12lightly on the cheek... 7whispers 12in his ear how much she 6adores being here with him 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound iluvyou.wav
/me says 12,0Now Why2 would I help you up, 3When 13I 3am the one who 10Kicked 6You 4 $$1? 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound wickwom.wav
/me 12gets the 13safety-scissors 12and gives 7 $$1 12a haircut 13awwwwww don't you look predddy now :-) | /me 3looks at the pile of hair on the floor..2Oops!!! 5your mommy won't mind will she? 3I saved her 10MONEY! 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound hairdo.wav
/me 13sneaks into 10annie's 6secret broom closet, 2takes out her brooms, and 4uses 3it on 11 $$1, 12now BEHAVE.. or 7I will take out 3Duke's 2bagels, 3lox, 4cream ch**se 6and beat you with a sandwich! 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} 
/me 12*Baps* 13 $$1 12 with 7 her mouse... 9yeah, yeah kinda cheesy :o) | /sound cheesy.wav 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12}
/me 11*Thwaps* 9 $$1 with a wet towel....12*SNAP*... then runs away laughing.... | /sound evilaff.wav 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12}
/me 3 puts on her cammo makeup...10 puts on her combats...3 laces up her combat boots...7 looks around and 12 smiles wickedly 4>:c/ 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12}
/me 12 takes out her trusty 13UZI, 5 aims very carefully, 9 then PINGS 11 $$1 3with frozen peas... GOTCHA 10 $$1!!! 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12}
.Peetce's
/me 13says 7"Huh? I don't understand what you just said 13 $$1, 3can I buy a vowel?" 12,0{11P7E3ET5C9E10B13r12a7t12} | /sound gotconfused.wav
/me 3closes her eyes, 7ponders for a few, 12and comes up with a profound comment... 6"This is odd!" 12,0{11P7E3ET5C9E10B13r12a7t12} | /sound odd.wav
/me 12Wonders if 6 $$1 12is done in the 10PoTtY 12yet....and decides to go and see.....2HeY, 13 $$1 2are you 7FiNiShEd 2YeT??? 12,0{11P7E3ET5C9E10B13r12a7t12} | /sound rufinished.wav
/me 12grabs 2 $$1's 12leg.....9don't go, 11don't go...7stay!....13please.....12Take me with you....4waaaa..(`._(`._(`. 12,0{11P7E3ET5C9E10B13r12a7t12} 
/say 2HEY!! 10What was that7??? 7Didn't you HEAR IT?? 6go check it out!! 3OOPS..sorry..12It's just my brain 5crashing! 2I gotta go...4see you 7ALL 4later!! 2:)7:)13byeeeeeeeeee! 12,0{11P7E3ET5C9E10B13r12a7t12} | .timer 1 1 part $chan  
/me says 12What will I do if you leave 3 $$1 ??? 12I will be sooooooo lonely!!.... 13But if you must, you must.... 4CYA later 11:~( 12,0{11P7E3ET5C9E10B13r12a7t12} | /sound ifugo.wav
/me 13says can you guess what time it is5 $$1? 12It's time to 4KICK THE BABY!!! | /sound fullkick.wav 12,0{11P7E3ET5C9E10B13r12a7t12}
/me 2kicks 12 $$1 2in the shins and pulls her nose till it looks like pinocchio's 13haHA! 12,0{11P7E3ET5C9E10B13r12a7t12} | /sound haha.wav
/me 13kicks some 4"dirt" 13in the road..... hey 2 $$1 5...watch out.....7NO wait......9its not dirt......3its 4POO! 12,0{11P7E3ET5C9E10B13r12a7t12} | /sound eeuuu.wav
/me 13says 12"It's official 4Kazza^ 2you suck!!! 12,0{11P7E3ET5C9E10B13r12a7t12} | /sound kazzsuk.wav
.misc RMones
/me 12kicks4 $$1 13in da butt for being rude, crude and crass 2....in other words.... 3a REAL LAMER...5who for the life of them, thinks they are cool!!....10yeah right, 12cool as a 4turd....7~~~ 0,0.12{2R7M` 3B4R13A12T5P9a10C13k12} 
/me  4spies12 $$1 10in the room......2she has noticed how disruptive and mean they have been....13she goes over to4  $$1, 13slaps them with a 11budgie pie,14 and tells them don't be such a 4butthead!! 7~~~  0,0.12{2R7M` 3B4R13A12T5P9a10C13k12} 
/sound neener.wav 4kicks, 12and screams $$1's name 3making $$1 fall 10to their knees, 6causing extreme pain, 14while retaking 4her binkie...6saying DON'T YOU EVER DO IT AGAIN!! 13  ~~  0,0.12{2R7M` 3B4R13A12T5P9a10C13k12} 
/sound thud.wav 4pushes $$1 down,12snatches the stolen item, 10pulls $$1's hair, 6bites $$1 on the hand, 2and scratches $$1's eyes out..7saying....4LEAVE MY STUFF 12ALONE!!!! 10OR I'll HAVE TO GET 4MEAN!!!!   ~~~   0,0.12{2R7M` 3B4R13A12T5P9a10C13k12} 
/me 12bites $$1, 5then jumps on their back, 4knocking $$1 down to the ground..13causing immense pain 10she bends over for a better look at $$1... who is now crying....5feeling sorry for $$1, 12she offers them a hand up...10then trips $$1..saying 2foolish person, I just knocked you down...3why would I help you up?  12NANANA!!!!    0,0.12{2R7M` 3B4R13A12T5P9a10C13k12} 
/say  $$1, 9that's 12soooooo 4RUDE!!! 13Now, 12go ahead and 13APOLOGIZE! 0,0.12{2R7M` 3B4R13A12T5P9a10C13k12} | /sound saysorry.wav
/say 2Ok, 12 $$1, 2I accept your sincere apology 2Just don't do it 13again 0,0.12{2R7M` 3B4R13A12T5P9a10C13k12}  | /sound accepted.wav
/me 2gives 13 $$1, 3a slap with a gross, 3green 12freezer-burnt fish... 5Don't ASK where I got it. 0,0.12{2R7M` 3B4R13A12T5P9a10C13k12}  | /sound !slap.wav
/me 6decides to 7Play nice, 2and gives 9 $$1, 10a nice little hug | /say 13awww caught you off guard didn't I? 0,0.12{2R7M` 3B4R13A12T5P9a10C13k12}  | /sound muhahaha.wav
/me 10thinks she saw 12 $$1 5in a movie last night... 13Freddie's nightmare!!! | /sound scream1.wav 0,0.12{2R7M` 3B4R13A12T5P9a10C13k12}
/me 14slips into 13 $$1's 6arms, pops the cork on a bottle of fine champagne, 10sits back and relaxes with the man of her 12fantasies. 0,0.12{2R7M` 3B4R13A12T5P9a10C13k12} | /sound sigh.wav
/say 3ever wonder where 4RM` 5comes up with all her good ideas 7 $$1? 2I know, ask me!!! 9Kazza^!! 12THAT's Where!!! 0,0.12{2R7M` 3B4R13A12T5P9a10C13k12} | /sound kazzbrat.wav
/say 12Hey!!! 10 $$1, 7That's not fair! 13Kazza^ 2has all the good bratpops!! 5Why? 2Cos SHE 4made 2most of em 7That's why! 3(give credit where credit is due): 0,0.12{2R7M` 3B4R13A12T5P9a10C13k12} | /sound kazgiggle.wav
/me 4S1l4a1p4s13 $$1 10withaJamesBrownsingle,12owwwIfeelgood 0,0.12{2R7M` 3B4R13A12T5P9a10C13k12} | /sound feelgood.wav
.Choya's
/me wishes 4 $$1 7champagne wishes and 13caviar dreams .... 14Goodnight4 $$1 2c4h9o5y13a7s. 12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12} 
/me 5slaps 4 $$1 with an 7old, 5dirty, 13dried up crust of bread... 10With the crumbs 4you can feed the birds! 2c4h9o5y13a7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12}   
/me 2slaps 4 $$1 with a 5nuked coffee!!!! 12Ewwww! 6Now go to your corner and turn 9green 2    2c4h9o5y13a7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12}  
/me says 3"Don't worry 4 $$1, someday your 5prince will come... 14you just have to 4kiss alot of 9toads."2    2c4h9o5y13a7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12}  
/me 9ties 4 $$1 to the chair, 7I said Behave... 12and Darnit 13I MEAN IT!!! 2    2c4h9o5y13a7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12}  
/me slaps 4 $$1 with a 12Barney Cd.. 5now go and 6listen and Be 4QUIET!!!!!!  2    2c4h9o5y13a7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12} | /s barney3 
/me 5gives 4 $$1 7tickets to an 6oldies concert.. 14sit back, 12relax and have fun 9(now you're out of my hair) 4hehehe 2   2c4h9o5y13a7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12}   | /sound hehehehe.wav
/me  has a present for you  $$1.... a swift kick in the rear end.... 2    2c4h9o5y13a7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12}  | /sound hehehehe.wav
/me autogreets 4 $$1 with a 5special file... called the 12Brat4Pack its heavy and full o fun 2    2c4h9o5y13a7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12}  
/me 5pokes 4 $$1 2in the foot, 9hurt yet? | /me 5pokes 4 $$1 in the nose, 6how about this? 2    2c4h9o5y13a7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12}  | /sound poke.wav
.Minty's
/me 12wishes a 13hearty 2Hello to 11 $$1, 2It sure got quiet when you came in though... 9HmMmMm 10Must not be you 11 $$1, 7Your feet don't smell do they? 4:~ 2M4i9N5t13Y7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12}
/me 12Wants to know something? 13How can I take it.... 3If it doesn't have a 5GRABLINE!! | /say 7no, you don't understand... 10There 2HAS 6to be a GRABLINE!! Eg: Kazza grabs $$1's cute butt and says 4WooHoo! 7Now THAT'S a 13GRABLINE! 2M4i9N5t13Y7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12}
/me 2hands 3 $$1, 5a bunch of pretty stems... 7the flowers? 10Oh, I used THOSE in my salad : 11ENJOY your stems 7 $$1! 2M4i9N5t13Y7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12}
/me 12thinks 7 $$1 10is NASTY, 6and decides to give them a shot to control their 11RABIES, 7Can't be too careful you know! 2(psst, it's called protecting the channel :) 2M4i9N5t13Y7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12}
/me 5takes 6 $$1 7by the hand, and leads them to the bathroom, 9where she washes their mouth out with soap... 12awww doesn't taste good does it? 13then WATCH it here bub! 2M4i9N5t13Y7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12}
/me 13turns the stereo on for 12 $$1, 7leads them to the dancefloor, 3and sways to the soft sounds and the 6beating of their hearts.. 5Isn't it 4Romantic 13 $$1? 2M4i9N5t13Y7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12}
/me 6decides she doesn't like the music 12 $$1 13plays, 3so she stomps and breaks every CD made by that artist! 9Yuk... | /me 7puts on her favorite music, 10and relaxes to the mellow sounds 12Ahhhhh much better, 7why didn't I think of this before? 10:4) 2M4i9N5t13Y7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12}
/say 12Sure 13 $$1, 6I lub ya, 12why wouldn't I? 3those shoes you're wearing 5ARE sooo cute! 7btw? 3Where did you get that hairdo? 2M4i9N5t13Y7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12} | /sound hairdo.wav
/me 2sweetly asks 4 $$1 13to please stay! 7you can't? 9WHY!!! 5I will have to have a 4temper 5fit 4NOW 5if you don't stay!!! 9ARGHHH NOOOOOOOoooo 5Don't go! 10Don't leave me here all alone.. 14nooooo 4:~( 2M4i9N5t13Y7s.12{2B7r3A4t^5P9a10C13k12}
.Tonia's Bratpak
/me 6using the 12T4o9n10i14a 11B5r7a8t2p8a15k, 4created by 12Kazza 1& 4RM` 
/me 7kicks 4 $$1 2squah in da 9nutz..12saying 5he he he he.. 12{4T13572 49R514T12} | /sound hehehehe.wav
/me 6runs up to 4 $$1 and 12moons them 7((  (_y_) )) 12: 2that's for being a 9butthead...12{4T13572 49R514T12} | /sound hehehehe.wav
/me 5goes over to 4 $$1, 5notices they seem to have 9something hangin 11from their nose.... 2she reaches in her pocket, 2and brings out her chopsticks.. | /say 9runs them up 4 $$1's nose...saying 10"ewwww it's snot" :o) | /sound ewwww.wav 12{4T13572 49R514T12
/me 12smells something bad...5looks at 4 $$1, 14goes by them.. 15sniffs.. 12runs away saying..5"peee yew u tinky"  12{4T13572 49R514T12
/me 3throws a 5alegbra book at 4 $$1...telling them to 15learn the differences 14between 7x 12and 9w .. .2lol 12{4T13572 49R514T12
/me sees what 4 $$1 has written...12takes offence and yells 5"you're pissin me off now!!!..3better watch it!" 12{4T13572 49R514T12
/say 13I am from 12British Columbia, Canada... 7And you're NOT! 9: 12{4T13572 49R514T12}
.Dizybrat
/me 4,0gives 8,10 $$11,0 12,0CPR13,0for 2,0Thirty 6,0minutes 7,0straight 9,0~2,0Do 4,0you 12,0need 6,0more7,0?~1,8;)1,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me 13,0faints...6,0*Thud*1,0 | .timer 1 3 /me 2,0whispers "12,0pssssssttt 10,0this 13,0is 4,0the 5,0point 10,0you 2,0give 10,0me 12,0cpr!1,8;)1,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me 4,0screams6,0:"13,0I 2,0can't 9,0take 10,0it 12,0any 14,0more!9,0"...4,0 $me 6,0jumps 3,0in 13,0  $1 10,0arms 7,0and 4,0quickly 3,0kisses 13 $$17,0all 4,0over 9,0their 13,0face...1,8:)0,8 1,0 8,4Well I feel better!...12,11 how bout you? {d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me 2,0has 4,0the1,0 6,0Whipped cream 9,0if 12,0you 13,0have 4,0the 10,0time6,0!13,0!8,0!1,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me a/adult s/all Fem l/planet earth....how bout u? 2,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me A/adult S/thanks but not now! L/at a store nearest u:) 2,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/sound woohoo.wav 4,0WooHooo 6,0ޥ2,0  3,0Th 4,0Mn! $$1 6,07,0!11,013,0!1,02,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me 6,0says1,0 2,0oh yeah1,0 4,0b1,0...13,0 12,0ike 3,0it!1,02,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me 13,0runs up to 6,0 $$1 13,0 and gives them a 12,0great big warm hug...but what 6,0  6,0 $$1 13,0doesn't know is, I just 5,0picked his pocket 4,8:)5,0...1,0oops! 4,0*BLUSH* 1,0wrong pocket!1,8:)1,02,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me see's 4,0 $$1 1,0walk into the room.2,0 Her 4,8heart1,0 begins to beat faster, her 11,12body 1,0 starts to shake, her 8,3hands1,0 are all sweaty, she becomes 11,4Dizy1,0! Oh no you know what that means...0,2 I have the flu1,0!2,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me This is a  4WARNING... $$1 ...DON'T send sexual advances.  If someone wants it, 13they will request it.  If you continue, you will be neutered!2,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me 4,0"WOW"12,0 I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN!6,0.. $$111,0 5,0kissed1,0 me!!13,0  $me melts to13,0 the ground!1,02,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me 2,0yells 12,0" $$1 6,0CAN 10,0I4,0 COME 13,0HOME 5,0WITH 7,0YOU12,0!"1,0 *wink*2,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me 12,0ee' 4,0 $$112,0 and 7,0 $me 12,0decides to give them a 0,4 WARM 12,0 welcome. 7,0 $me1,0 6,0r6,0uns over1,0 5,0and 8,3tackles6,0 4,0 $$16,0 5,0to the ground 6,0and 5,0covers their face with 13,6 Kisses1,0!2,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me 4,0mouth 6,0drops 12,0open...1,8:o1,0 WOW!!!!! | /me 6,0MORE 4,0PLEASE!!!!!!!1,8;)1,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me 4,0jumps on the6,0 $chan1,0 4,0couch......2,0W4,0e5,0e6,0e7,0e8,0e9,0e10,0e11,0e12,0e13,0e14,0!1,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me 4,0 $$1 6,0let me put it this way....13,0Shuddup!!!!!!2,0{3,0d6,0i12,0z13,0y4,0b3,0r11,0a5,0t2,0}1,0
/me 4,0grߧ2,0 $$1'S 4,0tg~~~~~~~~~12,0nd lls t rnd thr hd......6,0now thats better4,0:){3,0d6,0i12,0z13,0y4,0b3,0r11,0a5,0t2,0}1,0
/me has an important announcent... | .timer 1 3 /me Everybody!! Can I have your attention Please!... | .timer 1 5 /me PLEASE quiet down, I have something important to say... | .timer 1 7 /me Are you listening to me? | .timer 1 9 /me OK...here it is... | .timer 1 11 /me I...have...to PEE! 2,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/set %mess $$?="enter msg here" | /me has an important announcent... | .timer 1 3 /me Everybody!! Can I have your attention Please!... | .timer 1 5 /me PLEASE quiet down, I have something important to say... | .timer 1 7 /me Are you listening to me? | .timer 1 9 /me OK...here it is... | .timer 1 11 /me 1 %mess  2,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me 4,0sneaks 5,0up 6,0behind 7,0 $$1 9,0and 10,0gives 11,0them 12,0a 13,0wet 2,0willy 4,0~~~~~3,0OOOoooooo12,0!1,0{3,0d6,0i12,0z13,0y4,0b3,0r11,0a5,0t2,0}1,0
/me 2,0jms on t f4,0 $$1 6,0tkig k th stln lk.10,0 Th jms s 10,0nd dw  thr1,0 10,0Ţk..12,0mh!!!!!!!4,0WWEEEEEeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!1,02,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me 2,0jms on t f4,0 $$1 6,0tkig k th stln nk.10,0 Th jms s 10,0nd dw  thr1,0 10,0Ţk..12,0mh!!!!!!!4,0WWEEEEEeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!1,02,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me 6,0sneaks up behind 4,8 $$17,0 and steals their favorite 12,0blankie...2,0then2,0 runs out of the room waving it in the air 12,0"ha..ha..haha..ha!"1,02,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me 2,0I 6,0want 2,0my 1,0b3,0l6,0a4,0n12,0k7,0i10,0e1,0....12,0W6,0a13,0a2,0a3,0a7,0a12,0a13,0a4,0a1,0!2,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me I4,0 want 2,0my 4,0b2,0i6,0n3,0k7,0i10,0e1,0....12,0W6,0a13,0a2,0a3,0a7,0a12,0a13,0a4,0a1,0! 2,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t} 
/me 2,0W4,0A6,0A8,0a9,0a10,0a11,0a12,0A13,0a5,0a1,0! 4,0meanie!10,0brat!13,0I'm 2,0tellin 6,0my1,0 mommie4,0!1,0 2,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me 2,0<--- 6,0 4,03,010,0t12,02,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t} | /sound takeaway.wav
/me 6,0m13,0m6,0m13,0m6,0M13,0M6,0M13,0M6,0M13,0m6,0m13,0m6,0m..4,0qRg 10,0mЧ 6,0wt 9,0t 12,0kw!4,03,0!6,013,0!12,02,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t}
/me kisses $$1's boo boo......Is that better?2,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t} | /sound wetkiss.wav 
/me sobs into her pillow.......that hurt 1,8:(     $$1  4now kiss it and make it better 1,8:)2,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t} | /sound ouch.wav 
/me bops $$1 in the head with a feather pillow with a 4horse shoe hidden inside!2,0{d7,0i12,0z4,0y11,0b13,0r2,0a6,0t} | /sound vault.wav
.latest
/me12 sings 13"Tell me you love me, tell me you need me, I see right thru you. 6Tell me that you'll really hold me and tell me that your heart is true..." 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound tellme.wav
/me 13wants to be held in your arms of steel, 2 $$1 12lay my heart on the line... 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12} | /sound !!arms.wav
/me 7would give her all to spend just one day with you10 $$1 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12}  | /sound allmy.wav
/sound fly.wav 10sings to7 $$1... 12I just wanna fly.. 3 put your arms around me baby... 12,0{11K7a3z4z 5B9r10A13t12}
/me 3asks 2 $$1, 5Did the little blonde girlie scare the big hairy man? 13awwww! 12,0{11P7E3ET5C9E10B13r12a7t12} | /sound blondgrl.wav
