MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.05
 
      Title: Cat Poop Cookies
 Categories: Cookies, Kids
      Yield: 1 servings
 
MMMMM-------------------CHOCOLATE INGREDIENTS------------------------
    1/2 c  Honey
    2/3 c  Butter, margarine, or lard
      1    Egg
      1 ts Vanilla extract
           -OR- peppermint extract
      2 c  Whole wheat flour
    1/3 c  Cocoa powder
           Grape-nuts(tm) cereal

MMMMM------------------GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS-----------------------
    1/4 c  Honey
    1/4 c  Molasses
    2/3 c  Butter or margarine, or lard
      1    Egg
  2 1/3 c  Whole wheat flour
           Ginger, cinnamon, cloves
           - to taste
           -(maybe 1/2 tsp each)
           Grape-nuts(tm) cereal

MMMMM--------------------------MIX-INS-------------------------------
           Coconut; (tapeworms)
           Chocolate chips
           Butterscotch chips
           Peanut butter chips
           Spagetti or ramen noodles
           - cooked - (roundworms)
           Corn
           Peanuts
           "puffy pastel things"; *
           -find at Chinese restaurants
 
  *NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam
  packing pellets-i haven't tried this
  
  to make: microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the
  butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture
  and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any. add the egg, mix well,
  then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some
  or all of the batter.
  
   chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll
  dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs
  in grape- nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15
  minutes but with my flaky oven you never know).
  
  serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat
  litter scoop.  i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and
  scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.  i imagine brown sugar might
  work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried
  it. this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where
  the table was already decorated with plastic flies.
  
  From: Anne P. Mitchell JD k
 
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