Random Facts: Kiwis
In Their Various Forms
Kiwi as a Polish
The world renound polish was a favorite of soldiers beginning in the first world war to keep their boots shiny and dry. A Kiwi Helpful Hint: Kiwi polish can be used to water proof raincoats, umbrellas, and hats. Note: DO NOT EAT. Contains Petroleum Distillates. If swallowed do not induce vomiting.
Kiwi as a bird
Apteryx australis is a small, flightless, brown, fuzzball of a bird. It is endigenous to New Zealand and is on the endangered species list. Note: DO NOT EAT. You will be fined by the New Zealand Government for doing so. Also you will probably be attacked by some pigmies since they love the species.
Kiwis as fruit
Actinidia deliciousa is a small, round, brown, fuzzball of a fruit. The inside is green with small black seeds and tastes similar to a strawberry, coincidentally, the kiwi is just a large member of the berry family. Note: You CAN eat these and only these.
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