HUGS THE PERFECT
CURE FOR WHAT AILS YOU
No movable parts
No batteries to wear out
No periodic checkups
Low energy consumption
High energy yield
Inflation-proof
No monthly payments
No insurance requirements
Theft proof
Non-taxable
Non-polluting
And of course fully returnable
Hugging is healthy
It relieves tension
Combats depression
Reduces stress
Improves blood circulation
It's invigorating
It's rejuvenating
It elevates self esteem
It generates goodwill
It has no unpleasant side effects
It is nothing less than a miracle
