I gots to tail you dogs dat I wheely fink dat we gots ourself anofur good
one here. Sammy boy just jumped in to dis nonsence. I fink dat iz time dat
we, da Wild Bunch dat iz case chew were wunnerin, introdu er tails da nude
doggie bouts us. Sam iz chew ready fur dis.
I'm gonna start dis off my name iz Amigo
(Cupid) hey I'm da alpha dog I'm spose toe start
(Amigo) wear duz it say dat
(Cupid) Rite here in da pee-mail book ob editcat
(Amigo) Lets me l@@k at dat book. Hummmm he's rite.
(Cupid) Ok my name iz Cupid anan
(Amigo) Wait a minute der Cupid it says dat chew rote dis book anan dat chew
did it yesfurday at 9pm
(Cupid) ya anan watts yer point
(Amigo) wail den it was apter da fact
(Cupid) Matter ob fact it was apter da fact

(Magic) Iz dat a fact, wail now dat dey iz arguing lets me tail chew dat I
am Black Magic Woman, aka Magic, aka BMW an I iz a female Bi-Black Sheltie
bouts 4 years ole anan I am dads baby

(Shy) I donna fink sew I'm dads baby. My name iz L'il Shycago, aka Shy anan
I iz a Sheltie female bouts 6 years ole anan I am Magic's mom.

(Cupid) Hey I was spose toe go furst
(Magic) Ok go head
(Cupid) dats betta, I am Cupid anan I iz a 6 year ole Male Sheltie anan Da
Queen dat libs wif Zelda in San Francisco is my wink*wink (dats gurl or boy
furiend to us) I rite da Cupid Chronicles dats on my dogtalk cyberden page.
I hopes dat chew went der. I'm moma's dog anan dad donna mess wif me less
mom will gets him anan he wonna gets mom.

(Amigo) My name iz Amigo anan my wink*wink iz da lobly Midi. I am a 5 year
ole Sheltie male anan I lobe eberrybody. I had a run away adbenture last
winter anan skeired awl da hoomins here.

(Sugar) I'm Sugar aka Sugar da Slut cause I lobe eberrybody to much butts
I'm a wheel bitch ifn chew calls me by da F werd
(Magic) (Whisperin the F werd Fat)
I iz fluffy knots da F werd. I iz 6 years ole awlso

(Priss) Hey Sam I'm Priss aka Priss da Pest I'm a 2 year ole female, can
chew guess watt kinda dog I am. A Sheltie awlso. I lob dad awlso anan I love
to chase da water hose anan bite dad when he's waterin da out animules.

(Fancy) Priss move outa da ways, I'm Fancy pants aka Fancy anan Priss anan I
are sisters, butts I'm nicer den she iz
(Priss) Sam donna beleaf dat fur one minute
(Fancy) Sam I am beleaf me. I wheely donna care fur nobody til its time fur
bed den I lobe to sleep tween Mom an Dad. Dad moves me ofn da bed sumtimes
fur stuff.

(Stony) HEY SAMMY HOWS DEY HANGIN
(Priss) Stony you betta behave yer self
(Stony) Aw mom. Wail I'm Stony aka you liddle sh*t, aka get outa here Stony,
aka youbettagetyourbuttoverherethisveryminute. I'm bout 8 monfs old anan
lobe to grab hole of Prisses tail when she chases Fancy awl ober da yard. My
gurl furiend is FiFi da street walker dog, I bring her to da pawties. We
meets in da UDRR (Underground Doggie RailRoad) Dat hows we gets to da
pawties anan hows we gets round to meet eberrydoggie. Ifn chew l@@ks round
in yer out you should seas da entrance to da UDRR. When you gets in der awl
chew hash to due iz close yer eyes anan fink ob were chew wanna go anan den
bepaw you nose it yer der.

(Yogi) I am Yogi aka da Yogimeister anan I am 7 years ole anan guess watt I
am. GGGRRRRRRR hail no I'm knot a Sheltie I'm a Chihuahua anan a Self
Actualized Chi at dat, I hab a Dalmation wink*wink on anofur list dat we
woof on.

(Butch) Ok I'm Butch (yawn) I'm a 6 year ole (yawn) Golden Lab (yawn). I was
brought here by Mom's buppy anan she tole da hoomins dat when she left dat
she wood takes me wif her. Wail she's been gone fur how long now
(Cupid) bouts 4 years now
(Butch) Yup anan as chew can sea I'm still here.

(Minnie Mae) Nope we ain't dun yet sam. Duz chew needs to take a pee break,
go head la-ti-da, hummhummhumm, shaboom shabomm ratatatata shaboom. Oh I sea
yer back Ok I gots here cause mom, dats Sheila, had a patient dat wuz diein
anan she had dis dog, dat wuz me, anan she didn't hab no fambly to leave me
to sew she aksed mom ifn she wood gib me a home. Wail seein as dis lady was
bout to die mom coodn't say no sews I'm here. Moms a nurse. I donna nose
watt kinda dog I am cept I'm big, black anan has a lots ob fur an bouts 5
years ole.

)Evelyn( My name iz Evelyn
(Priss) Hey Evelyn chew has yer ()'s backwerds
)Evelyn( Sews watt. My name iz Evelyn anan I was walkin down da road one day
anan just decided dat dis wuz da pawlace fur me sews I moved in. I'm part
Weimer sumfin or otter anan lab short fur anan black anan bouts 1 1/2 years
ole.

(Trailer) Hey da best fur last, I'm Trailer anan I'm a liddle Chow buppy dat
sumone left udder da cattle Trailer, dats hows I gots my name
)Evelyn( I gots my name cause I'm da eleventh dog dat was here, gets it
Evelyn, evelenth
(Trailer) No body cares, enny hows bepaw I was interupted by my buddy Evelyn
I'm just a liddle buppy butts I can gets up on da bed awlready.
(Stony) Sew watt I cood awlso ifn I wanna
(Trailer) no you can't
(Stony) Can
(Trailer) Can't
(Stony) Can
(Cupid) SHUT UP
Ok lets me tail chew bouts sum ob our udder animules we hab a cow, calf anan
heifer, donkeys 2, Mini Horsies 6
(Stony) Ya anan one kicked me yesfurday anan it didn't feel good neifur
1 big horsie, 5 Llamas, 3 Pigs, Goats, chikens, ducks, anan geese. Now dats
da out animules, inside we hab Lizards, Turtles, fish anan burds anan dats
awl. Ok were outa here

(Magic) Hey weight chew pawgot dad
(Cupid) Chew means dumb sh*t dad who messed up da pooter, he donna count no
more
(Shy) Yes he does, he counts more den Mopm duz
(Cupid) Nope
(Magic) yep wail dad he libs here awlso anan he iz a nurse awlso
(Amigo) Did chew hab toe tail Sam dat he wuz a nurse cause dats bareassin.
Why didn't chew tail dem dat he wuz a Spy ore sumpin
(Cupid) Cause dads imbareassin ennyways

Da Wild Bunch ...has spooken anan we iz awl PHD's Pawretty Happy Dogs cept
Trailer who iz a PHT, Pawretty Happy Tweeter cause he's to young to be a
woofer