HAIKU

The hat of the day
Sits dejected and confused.
Hair stands wild and free.
For Anthony 2/97 

Adis, A beautiful name
I wonder if he knows
The letters spell AIDS.
For Adis 2/97 

Vernal Equinox
Changing a Tire in Rain
Maybe I'll get laid
3/98 @ the Tang Hall Party

Lev's Cupboards:
8 Bottles Salad dressing!
"You eat such strange things."
"Well, Dressing is my hobby."
"Undressing is mine..."
 For Lev 9/99 (a Tenka- 4 lines) 

Vernon is my beard.
What would they do if they knew
that I'm just a dyke?
3/98 @ the Los Guapos party

Seeks Blonde head to toe
no bad dye jobs, or small boobs
and no platform heels.
For Anthony 3/97

You: shapely, nice rack
Me: Perpetual hat head
Be blonde "where it counts"!
For Anthony 3/97

There is a person.
If he is Balkan, he's ei-
ther Ivan or not.
        -Dolly for Ivan 2/97

Ivan likes movies.
If it's violent, he will watch
No chick films for him.
For Ivan 3/97 

Yes, he's beautiful. 
Impure thoughts when I see him.
Oh! Bald spot. Too bad.
For _____ 4/1998 

Letters to the Editor

Back to the RECEPTION HALL

I BREATHE THROUGH MY THIRD EYE
I BREATHE WHEN I SLEEP THROUGH MY EYELIDS
WHEN I SLEEP I DREAM ABOUT BREATHING
I BREATHE AND DREAM WITH ONE EYE OPEN
I BREATHE WITH TWO EYES SHUT
AND BLINK IN TIME WITH MY DREAMING