BOSTON

   1) Road Rage is the modus operendi here.  Drivers are more
      sane than in NYC, but are much meaner on the roads.

   2) Turn Signals are totally optional.

   3) Passing on the right is totally encouraged.

   4) Blocking up the passing lane is a local passtime. 
      People routinely ignore the flashing-the-high-beam-get-
      the-fuck-outta-my-way gesture.

   5) So many people drive in the breakdown lane of 128 that it
      is now LEGAL to do so between 6 and 10 in the mornings. 
      The people have spoken.

   6) Bostonians are born with a map of the city's cow paths
      implanted in their brains, so why bother to put up 
      signs?  My personal fav. is Mem. Drive going towards
      Boston, bear left to stay on, else be shunted, without
      warning, over the river. At the next bridge, bear
      right, else face the same fate...
      All I can say is, get insurance, get a map... and take 
      the T. You'll never find parking anyhow.

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