If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom
all mysteries and all
knowledge, and if I have a faith that can
move mountains, but have not
love, I am nothing.
I Corinthians 13:2
A father was approached by his small son who said, "I know the Bible!"
The father replied, "What do you mean you know the Bible?"
The son replied, "I know what the Bible stands for!"
The father said, "So, what does the Bible stand for?"
The son replied, "It stands for Basic Information Before Leaving Earth."
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