The End?
What a dreadful time I had at the Knighting Ceremony! That Jackie is a real loser. Talk about a the blind date from hell. That cat has his head in the clouds, clouds of catnip, that is. It goes to show you that Royalty isn't everything. And poor, dear Katt was relegated to the gallery. Oh well, he is a real prince as far as I'm concerned.
However, I did receive this beautiful medal and a title of sorts from our beloved (HA!) Queen Bisty. (Poor dear, her gown looked like she got it from Sak's - Potato Sacks! And that crown! Tacky, tacky! I guess she feels like she has to flaunt those huge jewels since she doesn't have anything else worth showing off!)
Well, it is post-dated a bit far in the future, but I'm sure I'll have the sammoleons by then. After all, I am interviewing for that job with the Kassel Kopz. Besides having an inside edge on the castle goings-on, I'll be making a few extra toonas for little luxuries along the way. Talk, about a win-win situation. The only losers are the Kassel Kopz! (And boy-howdy, are they ever!) Good-bye Cata Hari, hello, Ms. Daisy, secretary extraordinaire!
Hmm! Let me see, where did I put that file?
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