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Miracles

The truth of the matter is that everything is not all that great for me. I have some problems with my kid.

He just doesn't really know what he's going to be doing in life. His life is a bit of a shambles, so I was planning on sending him over to Israel for a while. About how long do you think it'll take to straighten him out over there?

Actually, I have this friend who's an Israeli mekubal. He comes over here all the time. He charges a lot, but it's worth it, and after going to him I know that everything will work out just fine. He'll set everybody straight, because he's brilliant, and he knows how to help people.

He told me to send my child to Israel to get him straightened out. In the meantime, he's going to give my child a red string to wear on his wrist - a string he himself had worn when he circled the Kotel 7 times on the 7th day of the 7th month of the 7th year with his 7th son. If that ain't convincing, what is? When my child comes back he'll be just like everybody else, and I can see him turning into a millionaire one day.

You Israelis have lots of this great healing stuff. I heard that the magical hot springs in Tiberias have healing powers. The water dates back to the flood. You know what I mean, that BIG flood. Wow! I bet you cool guys go swimming there every week.

I even heard that Israel's air makes people smart. It must be that clean air in some parts of the country. I guess it's just like Switzerland.

Do people get smart also by being in Switzerland? Does it last when they go back home?

Where do you want to go now?