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- Amtu's advice to theatre patrons afterr viewing an "accident" in a restroom stall.

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April 7, 2003
A REQUEST TO OUR VALUED CUSTOMERS WHO USE OUR TOILETS:

Help us help you! If you really need to use several sheets of toilet seat covers, don't try to flush them all at the same time. Also please don't put paper towels in the toilet! Doing either will just clog the toilet, causing a big mess, and forcing a poorly paid movie theatre employee (like me) to have a close encounter of the worst kind. Thank you!

And a message to you punks who intentionally clog the toilets: If I catch you doing it, I will whack you upside the head with my butter-slimed, soft drink-gooed dust pan!

NOTE: Illustration for humorous purposes only. Any similarity to any of our valued customers is purely coincidental.

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