Figwit Sounds

"...And my bow."

"Yeah, they're like- about- it's about three robes, all go over the top, put you through the top, and then there's- I think there's a zip at the back, and it's this sort of uh- velvety, crushed velvety, silvery, shimmery material that goes right down to the ground. What else? Uhm... No shoes."

"Elendil, the King."

"The Elven button."

"That's- that's exactly right."

"Figwit Lives dot net."

"For ages."

"Yeah, you go crazy.."

"I'll see what I can do.."

"Lord of the Rings."

"Lord of the Rings."

"Uhm... I'm the one on the left of Aragorn."

"It's much mor- It's more exciting."

"You get a few people at our gigs yelling out Figwit."

"I've got nothing to do with the others."

"We were all nude."

"They're trying to get rid of us."

"That's exactly right."

"That's right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah."

"Ah, well, the second one."

"Thanks for having us."

"Uh- Have you got a translator?"

"Wear whatever shoes you like."

(Click HERE to go to that site, where it all started.)

"My name is Figwit, the Elf."

"And I have one thing to say: My name is Figwit, the Elf. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

This is my collection of Figwit-related sounds, all said by Bret McKenzie, himself. I put them on MP3 format, so all you obsessed girlies out there with your CD burners can listen to them over and over and over and over again on a CD. (Just like me! LOL!)

If you want to save them, just right-click, and put 'save as'. Enjoy!

(This one is Jemaine speaking, but as he mentioned Figwit, I wanted to add it.)
Thanks muchly to Hilary, Kayla, and Vardaquareien for telling me this. I couldn't figure it out for the longest time...

These were sound clips taken from a Zero-G station on 3RRR FM in Melbourne on April Fools day, April 1st of 2003 during a Flight of the Conchords interview.

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