Tommy's Secret Fashion Show!

Impressed? You should be. I think I look pretty sexy like this … a heck of a lot better than my dumb ol' cousin Shelly. Well, okay, she's not dumb … she's okay. She just doesn’t look as good as I do in this dress, though. I don't care what you say!

Funny thing … every time I dress up like this I get all tingly and stuff. Who would have thought a fur and a skimpy little dress would feel so great?

I want so bad to go out dressed like this, but I'm scared to death what might happen if the wrong people see me. The kids at school would never understand, and I'd be laughed off the ball team if the guys saw me. That would be a disaster!

Well, actually, Shelly says if I'm not careful I'm gonna get asked out on a date. That's stupid 'cause Mom said I can't date until I'm sixteen. Shelly says it doesn't matter … she thinks any boy who sees me isn't going to care what my mom thinks. They're just gonna want to touch me and look at me and whatever else boys think they wanna do. I guess I can't argue the point. Looking in the mirror, I'd like to go out with me, too.

Hold on .. I'm not done … there's another outfit you have to see. Give me a minute to get out of this silly thing ….