Scouting with Tommy

Thanks a bunch! You're a great help. Remind me to take you with me next time I go swimming; you can just go ahead and watch me drown.

I hate it when Mom makes me dress up in stuff like this.  I didn't even know Shelly even had an old brownie uniform! This is just great!

Look at this … it's way too small and makes me look like a regular doofus! I sorta like wearing girls' clothes, but only if they're for girls my age, not little kid stuff. It's scary enough running around in something that boys aren't even supposed to think about wearing, but that's a good kinda scary. Dressing up like a little girl … that's just plain old embarrassing!

Well, thanks to you Mom says I can wear Aunt Betty's and Shelly's old things all I want. That's the good news. The bad news is that she wants to show me off in some of Shelly's little girl stuff. Like this brownie outfit. Like right this very moment.

I gotta go. Mom's getting the car out of the garage. After visiting Aunt Betty we're supposed to stop and pick up some girl scout cookies for me to sell. I think she might be kidding, but sometimes it's hard to tell.