Scouting with Tommy

Well, I'm almost done. See, a sash and badges and everything! When I play my "infiltration" game I pretend that the badges are really mine and they help me get by the scout leaders so I can sneak into the girls' tents and stuff. No kidding! I mean, I even studied up on what they all mean so if it ever happened for real I'd be ready. Pretty crazy, huh? Yeah, I know … it'll never happen, but it's a lot more fun that studying football plays and telling dirty jokes, let me tell you!

The skirt feels a little short, but I manage it pretty good. I watch Mom and Aunt Betty and the girls at school and I do just like they do. It's not that hard once you put your mind to it. The biggest thing is that guys aren't used to keeping their legs together when they sit. You sure can't forget that if you're going to wear a skirt!

Okay, check on Mom for me one more time. I got a couple of more things I need to get, and then I'll surprise you!