Tommy's Halloween Surprise!

Uh-oh! Red lipstick. Not a good sign, especially with my Aunt Betty.

The last time she dressed me up Mom was afraid I'd get arrested for stopping traffic. Luckily nothing happened, but still … sometimes I wonder if she's trying to get me in trouble.

Whatever. The worst part about this look is the mascara. It's actually kind of fun to play with, but the stuff my aunt paints me up with runs and makes a mess and everything. Mom says Aunt Betty has better stuff that she uses on herself, which makes me think she's using me to get rid of all her old make up.

Then again, she might just like seeing me fiddle with it all night long. She's always saying how much she likes watching boys play with makeup. I wouldn't put it past her to do something like that.