"Isn’t he the cutest thing? Ever since I gained my weight I can’t get into that slip and girdle anymore. But they seem to fit him just fine. Imagine that.

"Oh, sure, I know he was embarrassed, but I explained that I wasn't giving up until he agreed to finish dressing up for me. I told him to take his time and pretend I wasn’t there. I’d known for some time that he was interested in watching me get dressed, but I thought it was because he was, well, just curious about girls. I didn’t even think he was interested in their clothes."