Oh, great … it’s you again. Look, I didn't want to put these stupid panties on, but my mom made me. She said I have to get dressed up so we can go visit my grandmother today. This isn't something I do every day … just once a week or so …

See, Granny likes it when I put on something pretty, even though I am a boy. She thinks making me wear dresses keeps me under control. I guess she's right … maybe.

The first time Mom took me over to her house in a dress Granny was so happy to see me she gave me a twenty dollar bill. I felt pretty stupid running around all weekend in a girl's dress and panties and playing with dolls, but the money bought me a whole bunch of comic books and a bag of firecrackers.

I wonder if she’ll give me any money today ….?