What’s wrong with you? I said I didn’t want to wear a skirt, didn’t I? Oh, wait … great, Mom says it’s not a skirt. It’s a petticoat. Fine, whatever. It’s still dumb, and I feel like a complete idiot.

And I suppose you’re enjoying yourself, right?

Well, go ahead, see if I care! Put me in a dress if you want to … I don’t care what you do!