Oh, great! I’ve been drafted to play the part of a girl in a skit being held by my scout troop. That means I gotta wear a dress and a wig and everything. Pretty dumb, huh? Well, I’m not too happy about it, but my mom says I have to do it anyway. What do you think?

She’s already got some stuff for me to put on. All you need to do is give me a little nudge to help me change into my costume. Of course, if you were really nice you’d just let me stay dressed as I am.