Well, here's the main costume I'm supposed to be wearing for today's recital. I bet you just love this one. It's a fairy princess outfit, see? Pretty stupid, huh?

Wings, yet. Gosh .. what kind of dumb idea will they come up with next?

Of course, since I'm the smallest in the class, I have to be the fairy princess. Don't ask me why; it's just the way things worked out … again!

Sometimes I think my ballet teacher is almost as bad as my mother.

Needless to say, you won't catch me wearing this one out anyplace in public. If my buddies ever saw me dressed like this … man, I'd really catch heck from them, wouldn't you say?