Well, this is the tutu with the petticoat underneath. This stuff is so complicated … I don't know how girls can keep up with it.

Mom says she likes the way I walk around and stuff when I'm wearing this one … she says it makes me act more like a girl, the way I have to move the skirt around and all. She gets a funny look in her eyes when she says stuff like that … like I’m really her little girl or something.

I guess that's why I'm not too crazy about this kinda stuff. I mean, what if she forgets I’m really a boy …

Omigosh! What if she really did?!!! That would be really, really bad!