My mom told me you might like to see some of the costumes I get to wear for my dance lessons. Here's one of the tutus I gotta wear during class. Pretty stupid, huh? I mean, these things always make the girls look kinda neat, but I feel like such an idiot with one on.

Probably the worst part is going around with your bottom hanging out below this goofy tutu thingie.

I guess you think I look pretty goofy, too, huh?