This isn’t funny anymore!!! I had a terrible time. I mean it. It was awful!

First off, it turned out that my aunt's friend was having a pool party and there was at least a hundred people there. Well, it seemed like there was. Anyway, there I was, running around in this stupid little bikini like some stupid little prissy girl while my mom showed me off to as many people as she could.

I felt pretty awful — worse than usual since Mom kept saying stuff like "Now this is Danny, and Danny, this is Mrs. Jones. Say 'hello' to Mrs. Jones, sweetie," and then I'd have to stand around and listen to people tell me what a cute little girl I was.

Talk about scary! I had to pretend to be a girl and talk about girl things or else everyone would know the truth. All it would have taken was my cousin Tammy to say something, or worse yet, one of my buddies from school to show up and figure out who I was. Mom told me not to worry about it since there wasn't anything I could do about it.  

My bikini bottom did come loose a couple of times, but I held on to it … barely. Too bad. I really wanted to jump off the high board, but if I'd done that I probably would have lost my whole suit. I don't think that would have been much fun!

Anyway, as you can tell from my sunburn, it was a pretty long day. I had some fun, I guess. I got to play with some really pretty girls, which is always fun. I like girls better than boys, that's for sure.

Not only that, but my aunt kept winking at me and flirting with me. I kinda like it when she does that, you know … I just wasn't too crazy about it when she insisted on painting my nails and putting lipstick on me. On the other hand, it sure felt nice when she put suntan lotion all over my body ….

I guess it wasn't so bad after all. You know, of course, if any of the guys see me looking like this I’ll never have another friend for as long as I live. Well, no boy friends, I guess.

Tammy says that's not true. She thinks some boys will like me because I play dress up like this. I can't figure out what she means by that ….

I wonder if there's some way I can hide these goofy tan lines when I go to gym class …?

Gym class??? Oh, gosh .. that's tomorrow! MOM…!!!