Summer Fun!
All right … don’t say a word! I mean it! Yeah, I told my mom I wasn't going, and you know what she said?
"Don't talk back to me, young missy. You think you look silly now? Backtalk me again and I'll dress you up in something really silly!"
I don't think that's possible.
Stop laughing! This isn’t funny! No, I’m not cute! I look stupid and I know it … you don’t have to say anything. I can tell by the look on your face.
I hate it when they pull my hair back and try to put it in a ponytail like this. It's barely long enough to comb, but Mom insists on putting ribbons and stuff in whenever I dress up. Don't ask me why … I think it just makes me look even more goofy. What's worse, it kinda hurts 'cause she pulls it so tight. One time she tied my hair back so tight it made me cry ….
Man, why does she let this kind of stuff happen to me …?
Well, anyway, the good news is that we're not going to the beach after all. Aunt Phyllis says she’s taking us to a friend's house instead. There's a pool there and Tammy and I can stay all day if we want..
That's not too bad. I mean, I kinda don't mind Tammy and my aunt and mom seeing me like this. It's not that bad, I guess. In fact, sometimes it's kinda fun. As long as I can keep this silly bikini bottom from falling down again.