Poetry - For All Ages
A Man Named Bert
C UTE
U NTIES HIS SHOES REALLY WELL
R UBERT
T RIES REALLY HARD TO RETIE HIS SHOES
I SN'T AFRAID TO SING IN INDIANA
S INGS IN INDIANA
G RIPES ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IONIC AND COVALENT BONDING
R EALLY NAMED BERTIS
I S AFRAID TO SING IN INDIANA
S INGS IN TEXAS INSTEAD
H AS 3 MONTHS OF GROWING TO DO UNTIL HE REACHES HIS ULTIMATE TEASE
A BLE TO RECALL ALL CONFEDERACIES THAT HAVE EXISTED ON THIS WORLD
M ONTANA HOOK-UP (IF YOU NEED ONE)
Johaness McMahon