.Opportunity Knockers.
-scott caligan-

My parents took the car to Richmond today, and hence, I was forced to drive the minivan to work.  I was puttering down Rt. 7 around 9:30am and saw this gorgeous cop.  I mean, you normally only see this kind on FOX, or the USA Network, but you could just tell that she was more down-to-earth and real than the ones on TV -- brown hair pulled back, neat uniform exposing no cleavage.  She had just pulled someone over and was getting back into her car when I saw her.  I had to meet her.  I stepped on the gas, hoping to hear her siren, watching for those flashing headlights.  The best I could do was 40 mph.  In a 55 zone.  In a minute, she easily passed me on the left; my seat in the minivan was too high to even see her face one last time.  It was no use chasing her.

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The end of the peel...  ... a ghetto is no place to live